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  • CHRISTINA THEE ASTONISHING - TAKE MY HAND NOW (FEAT. 2PAC) 2026 <<PROOF HE'S ALIVE

    I am representing the label of one Christina Thee Astonishing, who has produced not one but TWO tracks featuring 2Pac "Makaveli" Shakur. One of these songs will be uploaded on YouTube, tonight.

    It has already leaked out and some fans have heard this already. People are shaking their heads and do not know what to do with this information... Marshall Mathers was right! Suge Knight is a monster! Pac was set up, and he had to create a new life for himself to evade being shot a third time.

    He's still out there. With all of his tattoos done by the same artist. And his facial hair the same, same height, bald head, same jaw structure. You may have seen him, you may not have, it may have crossed your mind...
    This nigga is 2Pac!
    But no, some failsafe they put in your brain kept you from believing it.

    See it to believe it.

    SEE it to believe it.

    That is the message we at VanHilton Media convey to you, the fans of Shakur...who lives today...and yes, as spoken with Christina's representatives and production.

    The single "TAKE MY HAND NOW" will be on her channel https://www.youtube.com/@ChristinaStonishya
    Her subscribers, viewers, and comment numbers are pitiful. I will not deny this. We have been shadowbanned, blacklisted, and throttled every which way so traffic to our channel and subscribers remain at a low, [what I would describe as] FUCKING STUPID number for the amount of effort and talent we have. Let's turn it around...

    I want to see some more subscribers! Read our lyrics. Listen to Christina's music. Later, I will post the song. Be ready...
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    [Verse 1 - Christina Thee Astonishing]
    We have died a thousand times, just you and I
    Sucked in the gruesome void,
    The puppet strings were broken off -
    Tell me what did you see?
    You saw it, too
    Killing the better half of you
    But I won’t lie to myself
    I can’t do it all on my own.
    Take my hand, now

    [Guitar Solo]

    [Verse 2 - Christina Thee Astonishing]
    Revived, I levitated, calling out for you
    You said “start over from here”
    I faced the fear, the things worse than death
    In this world, now it’s clear
    If I must die a thousand times more
    Bring me back, I shall stand
    By your side, forever, always
    Take my hand! Now…

    [2Pac]
    Know what I mean?
    Hand in hand, nothing gonna stop me.

    [Verse 3 - 2Pac] (Christina Thee Astonishing)
    Slowly as we walk, down this darkened block (Now…)
    Take my hand, locket hand-in-hand
    Don’t be shy, we won’t stop then grab my 9’a
    Real as Christina, don’t blow the scene up
    Eyes closed drunk driving in my fuckin beamer
    See me wildin’ (Now…) on the island, always smilin’
    Bunch of bad bitches while I watch the money
    Pile in yeah, a grown man been up in the scene
    Sippin on patron, baby take my hand
    Let’s go (Now…)
    (Now…)
    (Now…)

    [2Pac]
    Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop yet…



    ​
    Really? No one wants this?

    You may think I'm bluffing.

    But go ahead, call my bluff. Subscribe to her channel. Then we will see Makaveli once again.
    Originally posted by Svengali View Post

    Yeah, you gotta come better than this to get any attention; i would suggest joining the 2Pac Scene on discord and trying over there cuz the forum is not as active nowadays.
    Hmph, Discord evades my privileges on company's server. All those queer little apps and platforms like Reddit and 4chan would have none of it when we tried posting our work there...
    Nevertheless, here is a disclaimer I should post before you go on viewing our video. It comes from one Christina Thee Astonishing, and her producer Eye'm Dirty Dan.

    PLEASE NOTE I AM POSTING THIS B/C YOUTUBE POSTED A FLAG ON OUR VIDEO SAYING IT IS AI WITHOUT US SAYING IT IS. THAT IS FALSE ALLEGATION AND WE REBUT IT WITH THE FOLLOWING COMMENT FROM OUR CEO DANNY DIEZ: Video and sounds were not made with AI Generation (Suno, Google Voice, Siri, Gemini, Grok, or other) "VanHilton Media AI Evaluation LLC works to present you the truth by evaluating software such as AI, and multimedia platforms. Christina Thee Astonishing and 2Pac Shakur, alias Makaveli, have collaborated with our own producer/instrumentalist Eye'm Dirty Dan. The NEO SINT-TRUIDEN mixtape project required everything we had creatively, fiscally, and physically. It is an insult to call this artificial. You can hear her voice...and Tupac, at the end of the track, the authenticity of these artists are not something that can come out of a computer by simple prompt. This is live action, with real people, and yes Makaveli lives and breathes to this day. You can hear it, you can see it, decide for yourself if you wish to accept this reality together with us."​
    Ready? Here we are then...
    Originally posted by FreeEmAll View Post
    handicapp peopel blah nlah blah
    Oh, allow me to quote you in our CEO's last meeting with you Mr. Shakur.

    "We need to shake the world up"
    "Let's do it up then"
    I overheard—hehehe, and you are talking not to my modest mentor CEO Mr. Shakur you are addressing Pride El Ejecutor.

    Perhaps we have met before...I show up here, and there, for whatever throws some controversy in this nonsense.
    Are you being coy with me? You made that reply WITH the invite link in your signature
    ...Uh huh. I will pass that to Christina if you like... I cannot be seen in such places...

    We are not the same.

    D̸̡̡̮̳̗͎̥͉̜̻̟͇̳̹̯̋̀̀̌̈̊͗͑͛̍̐̚ ̸͖̙͚͍͙̗̻̇̀̈́́̆̇̿̇̾́́̾̿[̸̢̢̭͇̯̩̫̤̳̟̟͇̺́́̾̇̿̅̅̌̀͘͝]̴̠͈͙̇̋̏̽̂͊́̈̓̍͂̏ ̵̫͓͓̜̣̿̾̄̈́̽̉̈̓✓̸̡͕̜͈͎̱͉̙̹̞̈́́̅̍̐̓͗̚\̶͔̼̳̜̝̝̿̎͛ͅ ̨̬͓͕ ̠͉̭͜ ̶̢̛̜͎̳̼̓̉̆̈̄̇̊̿̾̿̕͝͝ẞ̶̛̩͚̬̞͇̠̱͉͖̔̎̀ ̸̡̨̛̘̤̬͎̹͙̥̠̥͈̐͐̐́͋̐̕̕͝Ḷ̶̡̪̹͚̯̜̜͕͖̹̼̊̒̓̅͋͒̈̉ͅ ̴̫͎͇͂́͐̄͆͌̒̅͋̀͊̽̀́̎͊0̶̛͓̈́͗́̐͆͆͑̋̈́̓̚̕͠
    Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.

    That is Christina's profile. She is the one you want to get to know. Recently signed to VanHilton, her identity is unknown due to what she has recently confirmed she is the illegitimate daughter of Las Vegas shooter Stephen Craig Paddock. She is very skittish, like a deer, and would not have a music career if it were not for us, but add her up and do subscribe to her YouTube ChristinaStonishya and twitterX neo_SintTruiden
    I wouldn't laugh about that. Do you get your jollies off Columbine survivors as well?

    She has the guts to tell the public who she is, despite it being something that would make assholes like you try to make some kind of viral video or clickbait bullshit from it.

    I am appalled by your ignorance. When this second track drops, and it will, despite you feverish degenerates who do not deserve this.
    Last edited by BlacPain; 09-29-2026, 06:43 AM.

  • #2
    Boooooooooo

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pride
      Really? No one wants this?

      You may think I'm bluffing.

      But go ahead, call my bluff. Subscribe to her channel. Then we will see Makaveli once again.
      Yeah, you gotta come better than this to get any attention; i would suggest joining the 2Pac Scene on discord and trying over there cuz the forum is not as active nowadays.

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      • #4
        sir that is tha realest not 2pac

        Hello, this is Tupac, the person that you are trying to destroy with this bullshit you writing.
        First of all, I have no problem with handicap people. Before you print some shit like this, you should check with me. Asshole.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Svengali View Post

          Yeah, you gotta come better than this to get any attention; i would suggest joining the 2Pac Scene on discord and trying over there cuz the forum is not as active nowadays.
          Lmao wtf are you doing? Don't send him there
          unofficial 2pac scene discord
          https://discord.gg/P6wN2vGJMe

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          • #6
            I suggest you contact Row Ryda via YouTube and ask him for an invite to his Scene on Discord, you would fit right in!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pride
              she has recently confirmed she is the illegitimate daughter of Las Vegas shooter Stephen Craig Paddock.
              LMFAO

              Hello, this is Tupac, the person that you are trying to destroy with this bullshit you writing.
              First of all, I have no problem with handicap people. Before you print some shit like this, you should check with me. Asshole.

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              • #8
                This is the second single he recorded with us!
                You will see it
                soon, tonight, perhaps, if our CEO is generous and Christina gives the thumbs up...

                You terrible, filthy ghetto maggots don't deserve any of this by the behavior you have shown us but I digress.
                It's never too late to admit you want this. If you are a fan of 2Pac... I would believe that you WOULD want him to be alive, and performing.
                So go subscribe to her YouTube @ ChristinaStonishya

                This song is more for the club...than the last one which was a power ballad... but I will leak the lyrics first as I did before:

                [Intro - 2Pac]
                VanHilton Media
                Dirty-Dirty Dan,
                You know what it is,
                Christina!

                [Christina Thee Astonishing]
                I came in quiet but the room knew my name…
                Pulse in the dark like a low-sung flame!
                Christina in ya static
                Turning cold into grace
                Every broken little echo
                Finds a home in my-space

                [2Pac]
                Prayin’, I need answers.
                Heaven make it we’ll take chances
                God willing, we stay advancing
                One wrong move you getting cancelled
                My kaleidoscope will make rider go,
                Empty out a clip, an’ being modest though
                On FaceTime, got a bass line,
                Double dribble, build up while I get mine.
                Who do you love now?
                I’m on the scene now,
                Pray for me baby while I put it down,
                Christina!

                [Christina Thee Astonishing]
                You move like a Roomba through the wires and smoke
                I breathe through the tension I don’t bend that shits to no’n—

                [Synthesizer Solos]

                [Outro - Ryu]
                Neo Sint-Truiden!​
                If nobody wants it I guess I'll just shoot 2Pac myself.

                Then you can have it your way.
                Now you're showing some excitement! Some anticipation! Yes, you will have this release tonight...No, it will not be AI. VanHilton AI Evaluation LLC will tell you if AI is used, because they DO that and it is their job to do so.

                In this case we specifically say that AI was not used for the release of this single...
                Uploaded but neglected to tell you fine sirs what we have here now...
                Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

                It is a banger if I do say so myself. All the way up, go there and subscribe and be the ones who can say "I was in on it!"
                with the highest esteem VanHilton has to offer. Personally, I do not keep watch on cancel culture or blacklisting, throttling, all that post-net neutrality authoritarianism we have now.
                I am representing the label of one Christina Thee Astonishing, who has produced not one but TWO tracks featuring 2Pac "Makaveli" Shakur. One of these songs will be uploaded on YouTube, tonight.
                Last edited by BlacPain; 09-29-2026, 06:50 AM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pride View Post
                  This is the second single he recorded with us!
                  You will see it
                  soon, tonight, perhaps, if our CEO is generous and Christina gives the thumbs up...

                  You terrible, filthy ghetto maggots don't deserve any of this by the behavior you have shown us but I digress.
                  It's never too late to admit you want this. If you are a fan of 2Pac... I would believe that you WOULD want him to be alive, and performing.
                  So go subscribe to her YouTube @ ChristinaStonishya

                  This song is more for the club...than the last one which was a power ballad... but I will leak the lyrics first as I did before:

                  [Intro - 2Pac]
                  VanHilton Media
                  Dirty-Dirty Dan,
                  You know what it is,
                  Christina!

                  [Christina Thee Astonishing]
                  I came in quiet but the room knew my name…
                  Pulse in the dark like a low-sung flame!
                  Christina in ya static
                  Turning cold into grace
                  Every broken little echo
                  Finds a home in my-space

                  [2Pac]
                  Prayin’, I need answers.
                  Heaven make it we’ll take chances
                  God willing, we stay advancing
                  One wrong move you getting cancelled
                  My kaleidoscope will make rider go,
                  Empty out a clip, an’ being modest though
                  On FaceTime, got a bass line,
                  Double dribble, build up while I get mine.
                  Who do you love now?
                  I’m on the scene now,
                  Pray for me baby while I put it down,
                  Christina!

                  [Christina Thee Astonishing]
                  You move like a Roomba through the wires and smoke
                  I breathe through the tension I don’t bend that shits to no’n—

                  [Synthesizer Solos]

                  [Outro - Ryu]
                  Neo Sint-Truiden!​
                  If nobody wants it I guess I'll just shoot 2Pac myself.

                  Then you can have it your way.
                  Now you're showing some excitement! Some anticipation! Yes, you will have this release tonight...No, it will not be AI. VanHilton AI Evaluation LLC will tell you if AI is used, because they DO that and it is their job to do so.

                  In this case we specifically say that AI was not used for the release of this single...
                  Uploaded but neglected to tell you fine sirs what we have here now...
                  Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

                  It is a banger if I do say so myself. All the way up, go there and subscribe and be the ones who can say "I was in on it!"
                  with the highest esteem VanHilton has to offer. Personally, I do not keep watch on cancel culture or blacklisting, throttling, all that post-net neutrality authoritarianism we have now.
                  I am representing the label of one Christina Thee Astonishing, who has produced not one but TWO tracks featuring 2Pac "Makaveli" Shakur. One of these songs will be uploaded on YouTube, tonight.
                  This sounds worse than off-bar online DJ blends. Please never post anything like this again.
                  unofficial 2pac scene discord
                  https://discord.gg/P6wN2vGJMe

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                  • #10
                    You say that because you are mad, envious, and bitter. This track shines like premium cut blood diamond!
                    Turn your speakers up and replay it, and then I will allow you to say such things to me as "Pride Please never post again"
                    Like the pussy you are.




                    T̶̡̢̛̛̻͙̖̹̦͕͔̝̮͔̞̬̼͚̹̥͚͔̜̻̦̪̥͕̥̪͚̾͑̈̏͗̍̂̈̇̍͛̉̒̅̽̀̈́ ͓̺̯̖͖͚̰͕̭̮̬̤̥̣̭̥Ǘ̷̢͈̰̩̭̖͍̻̣̦͍̹͓͓̆̔̅̋̂̑̌̒̋̃̈͘̚͜͜E̶ ̧̨̺͍̹̠̣͖̯͎̺͚̫̭̯̋̈́̄͗́̓̐̊̂̊͌̀͗̋̃̑̃̐̾͆̀͊̄̀̋͊͌̅͛͆̿̏̒̕͠ ̧̤̘͔̟̩͚̙̗̼̣̠̹̰̺̟̙̘̮̺̺͔͜S̴̋̔̇͐̒͑͒̊̈̊̈́͌̌̀̈́̂͑͋͒̉̃͘̚̕͠ ̡̻̳̺̳̤͚̻̥͎̺͇͓̯̻͉̯̼̮̫͝ͅͅM̵̋̒̄̋̽̾̎̆̌̍́̒́̀̃̀̈́̄̚̕̚͘͠͠͝ ̡̢̡̡̢̪̣͓̜̯̪̖̰̼̫̲̯̜̖̬͓̬̗̰̻̻̞͖̯̑̊̉̎̐̌Ư̸͑̔͂́́̾̈̒̓̋̌͝ ̛͇̙͚͚̻̺͙̄̇̀̿̿͘͜͠͠E̸̓͐̈̈̓͑̀͛͋͛̇̂̓̓̽͂͑̐͆͂̃͑̌̈́̾̂͒̆̀̕͝ ̨̜̲̰̳̪͓͍̱̠͙̲̳͕̰͍̳̺̻͓̦̱̘̖͈͇̹͓͚̱̒̿R̶͆̄̽͛̈́̓͗̒͗̋̑̒̓̽̊̅ ̨̧̱͔͕͎̬͖̼͕̪͓̌̐̾̒͛͒͊̂̀̀̉͒̂̀̈́͗̎̅̉̿̿̀̚͠T̸̛̛̂̈́͛̎̂̌̔̍̒̚ ̡̻̯̫̹̤̲͓̪̬̱͍͉͈̦͖̈̈́͋̎͂̆̂͊͆̊̈́̊̃̏͒̈́̊̑͗̋͘͜O̸̓̾̈́͆̑͊͗̂̓̕ ̡̨͔̞̣̻̦̬̠͖̪̳͔͙͉̜̦̯̭̗̭̣͈̰͈͖̺̿̏͛̈́́̊̂̑̃͂̓̈́͋̿̍́̀̿̎͘͝͝͝ ̨̧̧̨̧͎͇̣͖̼̰̪̻̼̱̼̘̯̺̙̟̺̬

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                    • #11
                      this is stupid.
                      2PAC-FORUM.COM REFERENCE SECTION


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